<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142</id><updated>2011-07-14T17:34:24.484-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comprehensive Master Poem</title><subtitle type='html'>Incomplete sentences, incompleter thoughts</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>rodeoclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05924732528898252999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-114513702586881771</id><published>2006-04-15T17:36:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-04-24T21:22:28.676-04:00</updated><title type='text'>9 (voted best new Passover knock-knock joke)</title><content type='html'>"Knock, knock."&lt;br /&gt;"Who's there?"&lt;br /&gt;"The Angel of Death."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-114513702586881771?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/114513702586881771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/114513702586881771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/04/9-voted-best-new-passover-knock-knock.html' title='9 (voted best new Passover knock-knock joke)'/><author><name>rodeoclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05924732528898252999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-114022351991542819</id><published>2006-02-17T19:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-17T19:45:59.030-05:00</updated><title type='text'>8</title><content type='html'>Flat rat&lt;br /&gt;all gone.&lt;br /&gt;I miss her.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-114022351991542819?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/114022351991542819'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/114022351991542819'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/8.html' title='8'/><author><name>midtownclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14710942989129676360</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-114004404598574543</id><published>2006-02-15T17:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-17T19:46:24.680-05:00</updated><title type='text'>7</title><content type='html'>Flat rat&lt;br /&gt;still there.&lt;br /&gt;Only there's less of her now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-114004404598574543?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/114004404598574543'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/114004404598574543'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/7.html' title='7'/><author><name>midtownclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14710942989129676360</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-113953960194522279</id><published>2006-02-09T21:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-10T15:00:33.923-05:00</updated><title type='text'>6</title><content type='html'>The poor blind man&lt;br /&gt;begs again at the escalator.&lt;br /&gt;"I haven't seen you in a while!" someone cries.&lt;br /&gt;"I haven't seen you &lt;em&gt;ever&lt;/em&gt;," he replies.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-113953960194522279?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953960194522279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953960194522279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/6_09.html' title='6'/><author><name>rodeoclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05924732528898252999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-113953950827866933</id><published>2006-02-09T21:45:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T21:45:08.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>5</title><content type='html'>Get a life,&lt;br /&gt;butter knife.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-113953950827866933?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953950827866933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953950827866933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/5.html' title='5'/><author><name>brad</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10735772485687575782</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-113953947944397981</id><published>2006-02-09T21:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T21:44:39.443-05:00</updated><title type='text'>4</title><content type='html'>Flat rat in the gutter&lt;br /&gt;smells and tastes like peanut butter.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-113953947944397981?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953947944397981'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953947944397981'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/4.html' title='4'/><author><name>midtownclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14710942989129676360</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-113953943847728954</id><published>2006-02-09T21:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T21:43:58.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'>3</title><content type='html'>Boston or Sword.&lt;br /&gt;She goes by both.&lt;br /&gt;So, watch your back,&lt;br /&gt;'cause she'll cut you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-113953943847728954?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953943847728954'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953943847728954'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/3.html' title='3'/><author><name>calamata arrivederci</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/18202105223374228070</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-113953928770450363</id><published>2006-02-09T21:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T21:42:13.683-05:00</updated><title type='text'>2</title><content type='html'>Hey,&lt;br /&gt;I'm a plant,&lt;br /&gt;not a Planner.&lt;br /&gt;I have more important things to do.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-113953928770450363?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953928770450363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953928770450363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/2.html' title='2'/><author><name>bostonfern</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04874456847385368660</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912142.post-113953871879825055</id><published>2006-02-09T21:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-02-09T21:43:01.050-05:00</updated><title type='text'>1</title><content type='html'>LIVE, EARN, PLAY, LEARN&lt;br /&gt;Fire burn, butter churn.&lt;br /&gt;Bow or stern? Can't discern.&lt;br /&gt;Your turn, Boston fern.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912142-113953871879825055?l=comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953871879825055'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912142/posts/default/113953871879825055'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://comprehensivemasterpoem.blogspot.com/2006/02/1.html' title='1'/><author><name>rodeoclown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/05924732528898252999</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
